Hentai Games - 10 (Sort by: Rate)
Anime Porn, Hanime, AnimeFLV Games, Eroge, Japanese pornography, Manga Games, Naked Anime Games
![Hire Me Fuck Me: Fast Food 3 [v 0.1.25]](http://fgn.cdn.serverable.com/common/flashes/w/h/hire_me_fuck_me_fast_food_3.webp)
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Hire Me Fuck Me: Fast Food 3 [v 0.1.25]
This game will begin just like the previous episode. You will be making erands, running to your restaurant and delivering fast food to your clients. But in this episode, doing errands is becoming a little bit tedious and you will start hiring employees who are extremely hot and sexy. Of course you will want to fuck them but not so fast. You will have to do all the required things before fucking their sexy punanis. It seems like alot of fun to have an in-house brothel and have access to so many girls who you can fuck 24/7. Remember to follow the in-game instructions and have fun getting laid.
473.6K 84% 36
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Depraved Town: Remake
Awaken in the tantalizing confines of Depraved Town, surrounded by an air of mystery that leaves you disoriented and intoxicated by the unknown. As the veil of confusion lifts, you are met by Ryouka, a seductive succubus whose presence unveils a mysterious pact that binds you to an enticing fate. In this twisted arrangement, you've been gifted with a unique power — the ability to intimately connect with any desirable woman of your choosing. However, the true allure lies in the sultry succubus herself. Ryouka, a temptress of the shadows, feeds off the depths of your newfound debauchery, gaining strength with each passionate encounter shared with unsuspecting women. Dive into a world where desire and darkness intertwine, where every carnal rendezvous sends ripples of unforeseen consequences through the fabric of your existence. Let Ryouka, the enchanting succubus, guide you through a labyrinth of forbidden pleasures, laying bare the intoxicating power and thrilling repercussions of your extraordinary gift. Embark on an erotic adventure where the lines between right and wrong blur, desires surge like wildfire, and each seductive interaction stokes the insatiable hunger of the succubus for strength
463.5K 84% 18
Ren'Py
Lust Goddess (Sp0ns0red)
Assemble your unique squad of sexy mercenary girls. Earn their love and trust, and they will show you their gratitude by bringing your wildest and lewdest fantasies to life! Play Free Now!
1.3M 100%
Carmilla's Offer
Step into this intense hentai game as Maya, a shy, cute futanari college girl who’s all about lectures, gaming, and hiding her filthy secret fantasies. One day, the smoking-hot succubus Carmilla pops up with a wild deal: turn Maya into a total depraved slut and unleash her natural talent for making everyone incredibly horny. Suddenly Maya’s quiet life explodes into non-stop seduction and sexual experimentation, featuring sloppy blowjobs, wet cunnilingus, hard doggystyle pounding, hot vaginal and anal creampies, plus a ton of kinky new fetishes. Every choice made pushes Maya deeper: from nervous virgin to proud cum-slut queen who drains balls dry. Will this bashful futa embrace her inner succubus and bang her way to power? Jump in and join her in this lewd and wildly transformative journey that takes femdom to a whole new level!
102.4K 84% 6
Shemales
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Academy of the Elite
Enrol in the Elite Visual Novel Academy as a young and somewhat troubled student who just scored a spot at this super prestigious magic school. Your whole life here revolves around climbing the brutal class rankings, which means grinding through tough assignments, crushing it in academic tournaments, and proving you're top-tier material. But this place is way more than just studying, as it's packed with hidden secrets, forbidden romances that could get you expelled, and straight-up supernatural weirdness lurking in the shadows. You'll dig into these mysteries while getting close to a bunch of gorgeous, ambitious girls, each with their own dreams, drama, and spicy secrets. Best part? You get to hook up with all kinds of hot monster girls, from seductive succubi to cute elves and everything in between. These encounters are loaded with deep oral sex, mind-blowing handjobs, wild threesome sessions, and messy creampie finishes that leave everyone satisfied. With plenty of erotic dialogue, yummy kinks, and unique bedroom skills making every fling feel fresh and hot, click play on this porno game and get ready to take on the academy's wild side!
NEW 20.3K 84% 2Ren'Py
Orc's Family Project
This is Nekoken 2D animation series vol.01. In this hentai story, the main actress is Maya, who is a fledgling female warrior who has just debuted as an adventurer. Her quest was to fight against orcs but not everything worked out so well and she lost her battle. Now, this beautiful pettanko is a prisoner and at the mercy of these monsters. This is your chance to see Maya being enslaved by orcs and put through various sex scenes involving ahegao, sumata, and even some hot tentacle action. If you want to see just how deep of a sexual appetite this redheaded bishōjo with small oppai has, then this eroge is a must-play.
474.9K 84% 14
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Seduction from Sisters
This is another cartoon comic made animation in Anime Hentai Manga style. Much like the other releases in this series, this entry tells a perverted story about a brother who ends up being seduced by his own sister. That sounds crazy, right? Well, it’s just a game but an exciting one at that. It is up to you to help him navigate this unexpectedly intense relationship that quickly evolves into a sexual situation with a lot of ahegao, sumata, gokkun, and nakadashi scenes. Just keep in mind that there will be several popping Japanese texts throughout the story.
771K 84% 25Flash
That New Teacher [v 0.8.0ea]
Game updated on December 17. Step into the role of the "Enforcer" at a mysterious school with a unique approach to discipline. After losing your job as a Lab Technician, you seize this chance to wield real power, using the PARE (Punishment-Reward Exchange) system to shape students’ behavior and the school’s future. Decide who gets a reward for good grades and who faces corporal punishment for acting out. Your choices drive a mostly linear story with some spicy branching paths that unlock new elements, characters, events, and even erotic scenes featuring fondling, titfucks, doggystyle sex, glory holes, and more. Remember that every decision you make as the Enforcer ripples through the school, impacting students and revealing the institution’s shady secrets. Get ready to balance discipline and sexual rewards in this exciting porn animation game that comes packed with intense moments and tough calls!
UPDATED 387.7K 84% 36Ren'Py
Interactive Touching Game 2
This is another Final Fantasy parody game featuring Tifa Lockhart. This time, she’s come to your BDSM castle. She heard that you have a lot of toys and great fantasy. So, naturally, you get to tie her up and play with her. You can feel free to take off her clothes, touch or slap body parts, play with her pussy or even kiss her. With so many scenes featuring ahegao, shibari, gokkun, and more, there’s a lot to look forward to. After all, you’re the master in this game and she's the slave. This gives you total control over her, so hit Start and use this opportunity to explore her body in any way you see fit!
1.6M 84% 105Flash
Into the Forest Ch.6
This is the 6th entry in this hentai series that (you can skip if you prefer) explores an interesting story about magic, monsters and sex. In this episode, you will finally get to discover who the monster is and the hero will even get to enjoy going out on a date with a nice girl. If he’s lucky, he may even get to enjoy a threesome but as always, it all depends on your choices. You can expect to see tons of new scenes and lewd action in this new release that features ahegao, gokkun, shibari, and nakadashi scenes. Play on but keep in mind that the game also has some Patreon locks.
223.9K 84% 12
Unity
White Love
In this 3D animated adult hentai game, you get to follow the story of the sexual adventures of Tachibana Kasumi and her boyfriend. The two enjoy spending time together in the bedroom, so throughout this eroge there will be a lot of sex scenes with hot and intense positions. You can expect to see a lot of more than 20 sex animations involving ahegao, sumata, gokkun, and more. Much like the other games from this author, the scenes are very slow and interaction comes to nothing but if you can be patient and check out all animations, you may like what you find. So, be sure to hit play to see what these two lovebirds like to get up to in private!
354.2K 84% 15Flash
The Demon Lords Project [v 0.22]
Game updated on February 20. You were abducted from your bed and dragged to a freaky parallel world. The beings that kidnapped you won't say why, leaving you in uncertainty. They're killing humans, and you're stuck in their castle with no idea what comes next. But hey, at least the other prisoners are hot as fuck - gorgeous women who can't keep their hands off you! As you wander the halls, they grind against you, whisper dirty things in your ear, and make it clear they want to fuck your brains out. Their perfect bodies and insatiable appetites make it hard to resist their advances. You'll have to decide how far you'll go with these captive sluts - will you use them for your pleasure or try to escape this deadly situation? The choice is yours, but either way, expect some wild and steamy encounters!
UPDATED 86.3K 84% 4
Recommended Ren'Py
Other Side: Mop Mayhem [v 0.39b]
Game updated on December 6. Welcome to a twisted world where your dick is your greatest weapon. You're a libertine with magical powers, and it's your mission to fuck and dominate every hot girl in sight. Use your massive cock to bend them to your will, make them worship you. Build a harem of loyal sluts who'll do anything for your pleasure. But be careful - this place is full of dark forces that want to corrupt you too. Can you keep control and save your friend without losing yourself to the endless orgies? Don't let these horny bitches distract you from your goal! Remember to play it safe!
UPDATED 167.6K 84% 13
RPG Maker
Fallen: Makina and the City of Ruins
Our fearless warrior, Makina with her blazing hair, is heading to the City of Ruins, Gardona, in search of some epic adventures. As she journeys through, she crosses paths with a bunch of other adventurers, but here's the twist - the locals are acting super weird! Now, one of Makina's goals is to uncover the cause behind these unnatural behaviors. To get to the bottom of things, she's gotta dive deep into those ancient ruins. It's gonna be an intense quest So, gear up, join Makina, and let's unravel the mysteries of Gardona together. Get ready for an adventure like no other!
1.1M 84% 129Recommended Shemales
RPG Maker
Imoutoto
In this naughty simulator, you are Onii-chan and you want to seduce your own stepsister, Yukano, to have sex with her. It won't be easy, but she's not unwilling to try something new. To progress to the sex scenes, pay careful attention to the three bars that change while you play; keep the first two bars green and fill the last one entirely and you will be treated to a sexy reward. There's a deep dialogue tree and you'll need to say the right things to Yukano to get into her sweet young pussy. During the seduction, you'll be able to gradually strip away her clothing and get her ready for penetration. If you've played Sex with Ayasaki, this game is very similar.
1.5M 83% 71Flash
![Detective Girl of the Steam City [v 2.01]](http://fgn.cdn.serverable.com/common/flashes/w/d/detective_girl_of_the_steam_city.webp)
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Detective Girl of the Steam City [v 2.01]
Assume the role of Sophie, daughter of a renowned detective in Steam City, London. Eager to carve her legacy, she steps up when police visit her father's office in his absence, offering assistance in a peculiar case. Join Sophie in unraveling the city's mysteries, drawing parallels to the classic tales of Sherlock Holmes. As she navigates through Steam City, players guide her in solving enigmatic cases, unfolding a narrative that echoes the intrigue and suspense reminiscent of Holmesian stories. Immerse yourself in Sophie's journey, a modern detective aspiring to match her father's fame in this captivating narrative set in the atmospheric streets of Steam City.
790.4K 83% 109Recommended RPG Maker
Aeon’s Echo (Sp0ns0red)
Dive into the enchanting world of Aeons Echo! As the protagonist, you will interact, bond, and evolve with various captivating goddesses. Enjoy an immersive role-playing adventure in a visually stunning universe. Play Free now!
1.3M 100%
J Girl Impulse
This is a One Piece hentai sex parody game from the Crimson & Durandal series and in this new entry, you will be able to interact with three hot girls: Nefertari Bibi, Nico Robin and Nami. The gameplay of this title is simple: click on each of their body’s sensitive hot spots to earn points and move forward to the next scene. Once you finish, some parts of the pictures will appear in an extra gallery for you to check out. Since Luffy, Zoro, Chopper, Sanji, and the rest of the Straw Hat crew are nowhere to be seen, play the game and fondle the bishōjo until they all submit to uncontrollable pleasure.
984.3K 83% 41Recommended Flash
![My Time with You - Book 1 [v 0.11 Rerendered]](http://fgn.cdn.serverable.com/common/flashes/w/m/my_time_with_you_book_1.webp)
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My Time with You - Book 1 [v 0.11 Rerendered]
This hentai game follows the main character whose childhood love has returned after years of waiting for her, and now he can be with her. However, another woman who claims to be your wife from the future has travelled back in time to save you from something really dangerous that lies ahead. Together with her, you will try to change your fate and survive the impending danger through the choices you make. Along the way, you can expect to meet several characters that will impact your life including other bishōjo. You must interact with them, build relationships, and even engage in sexual intimacy involving tekoki, sumata, and more. Hit play to find out how this epic romance story turns out!
139.9K 83% 5Ren'Py
The Savior of Impregnation 2 [Update C]
Game updated on December 2. Death's a bitch, but waking up in a magical realm filled with hot chicks? Now that's what I call a second chance! You're a horny bastard reborn, and the enchanting Christa's got her eyes on you. She needs your help to save her village from the Spirit of Evil, and you need to dip your wick in every gorgeous girl you can find. Explore this mystical land, fight off monsters, and grow stronger with each wild fuck. These ladies are insatiable, craving your thick cock as much as they crave freedom. So grab your sword and let's get this epic adventure started! Just remember: in this world, every quest ends with an orgy. Are you ready to become the hero these babes deserve?
UPDATED 82.7K 83% 3RPG Maker
Sarada Training: The Last War [v 4.3]
Game updated on February 4. In this fucked-up world, reality is just a suggestion and perceptions can be manipulated like a cheap whore. You're stuck in the village of Konoha, plagued by insomnia and a reality that's constantly shifting. But as you explore, you discover a hidden talent - the power to bend others to your will using seductive techniques and suggestive whispers. Train your abilities, uncover the village's dirty secrets, and interact with its slutty inhabitants, each possessing unique skills and desires. Legendary Naruto heroines are waiting to fulfill your deepest, darkest fantasies. So dive in and let your wildest dreams become reality in this land of endless depravity.
UPDATED 61.3K 83% 3Shemales
Ren'Py
Naughtyville Town Revelation [v 1.5]
Game updated on October 22. You play as Ren, a hard-working guy with a sexy girlfriend called Emi. At first, life is perfect. You have the perfect job and you have a nice house in the city. But John, your colleague sabotages your career and now you are fired. Life changes but Emi is supportive. The two of you move to a new town called Naughtyville. You rent a small apartment above a sex shop. This is just the start of your sex adventures. If you are not careful, Emi will be someone else’s fuck toy. You discover that Naughtyville, is a town full of horny characters who follow no rules. Will your relationship survive or crumble? Only one way to know – play.
UPDATED 115.2K 83% 13RPG Maker
Dark Magician Kagura [v 0.3.3.6]
Game updated on February 17. Do you like your girls stubborn and a bit crazy? If you do, you will love Kagura. She is a powerful magician who has been fully admitted into the Guild of Magicians. As a sexy Dark Mage, she will need to go on quests, fight monsters and horny bandits. Danger turns her on and she doesn’t mind having hot sex in weird places. Guide her as she fights and then fucks big-dicked criminals. They might be dangerous but their huge cocks are to die for. Anyway, watch as Kagura uses her sexy body to distract the bad guys. A sprinkle of magic and her pretty holes are all she needs to complete the mission.
UPDATED 118.2K 83% 13Shemales
RPG Maker
Christmas Heat
The holiday season is just around the corner, and what better way to get into the festive spirit than with a steamy Christmas-themed sex quiz from SexHotGames? In this fun and cheeky test, you'll answer a series of playful questions designed to uncover how you can heat things up this Christmas. Be honest with your answers, and you might just get some exciting and naughty tips to spice up your holiday celebrations. Whether you're looking to discover new ways to "warm up" this winter or simply want to have some fun, this quiz has got you covered. So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the Christmas spirit and find out what the season of giving has in store for you!
310.3K 83% 12Flash
The Man's Test
How well do you know yourself? What about your personality type? Would you consider yourself a chill man or a desperate one? There's a lot to know like are you irresistible? Are you the ultimate catch? This game will help you figure out all of these questions. It will help you decipher your personality type as well as help you know your complexes. All you have to do is answer a few questions honestly. Some are more intimate than others but you will be totally fine. You will not only be able read your personal characteristics but you will also get some juicy bonus.
305.8K 83% 47Flash
Cursed Armor 2 [v 6.60]
This is part 2 of the Cursed Armor series. If you are a fan of pirates, dark treasures, cursed objects and the mystic arts, you will definitely fall in love with this game. You will play the role of a girl who just wants her dreams to come true. A demon lord chooses her to be his servant and sends her on a dangerous quest. There are a lot of fighting and sexually fuelled battles that will have you craving some steamy sex. You will need to fight off different enemies on your quest so remember to be on your guard. Remember to follow the game instructions carefully and you will be in for a treat!
1.1M 83% 94Recommended RPG Maker
Gabes Ghost Hunt [v 0.2]
Game updated on February 24. Dive into this steamy visual novel as Sev, a young dude ditching adult life for an epic summer ghost-hunting trip with your two hot old friends, Noms and Queeny. Lead the team on Gabe's hit show "The Ghost Hunt" – assign gear, pick rooms, and run turn-based investigations to uncover 13 spooky ghost traits that will help you differentiate them and determine the best hunting tactics. Things may go sideways, ghosts may get wild, and your crew might ignore your plans, but that's half the fun! And while you continue chasing paranormal thrills, sexual tensions will also start to heat up fast between you and your teammates. Expect tons of fiery moments featuring oral sex, vaginal sex, dripping creampies, and messy cumshots with your flirty co-workers. Ready to spark some unforgettable, lust-filled romance in this porn animation game? Click start, grab your gear, and get ready to bust not just ghosts but loads too!
UPDATED 94.1K 83% 4Ren'Py
Island SAGA
In this hentai game, you are thrown into a fantasy world and the story kicks on the Valentine Island, which is rumoured to be hiding all kinds of mythical treasures and secrets. You will journey to this unfamiliar place with 4 bishōjo with big oppai to conduct your search. During the quest, you will get several opportunities to engage in all kinds of sex acts including paizuri, gokkun, and even shibari. Sometimes the action will get so intense, it will be hard to focus on the treasure than the hot girls accompanying you. This is a great game with lots of images and animations, so hopefully, it works till the end of the game smoothly. You can move around using the arrow keys (or click the mouse). For action press Z key (or click). To cancel or exit press X (or right click). Hold Shift to dash. For other instructions, follow the game tutorials and prologues, as there will be a lot of text to read through.
950.8K 83% 100Recommended RPG Maker
PMC Promiscuity
Welcome to the world of lustful monster girls! You will play as a young recruit in the famous private military company "Manticore," where you’ll find out that your new furry partners have far from professional intentions. They are seductive, cute, enticing, and incredibly fun! Live your first weeks in the team, trying to satisfy the whims of two adorable bosses and their equally demanding colleagues. Witness passionate encounters between the staff and do everything you can to ensure the company runs like clockwork. Soon, you will become the main stress reliever for these dangerous women! Are you ready to dive into this crazy adventure? Then go ahead, these beauties are already waiting for you!
46.2K 83% 6Ren'Py
Blessing of the Elven Village [v 0.7.1]
Game updated on February 12. Welcome to Hana-Hiyoku, a hidden elven village where everyone looks like a supermodel with pointy ears and massive tits. You’ve just hit your 140th birthday, the official “now you’re an adult” milestone, and that means it’s time for your coming-of-age trial. Right on cue, one of the village girls celebrates her own birthday and accidentally kicks off a chain of supernatural disasters. Suddenly the whole place is falling apart and only you can stop it. Your job? Run around, befriend, and have sex with every gorgeous elf in sight, which involves solving their little personal quests and also bringing the goddess Hiyokuhime back to life. We’re talking hot elven MILFs with overflowing cleavage and goddess-tier babes who’ll reward you with the sloppiest blowjobs and even let you creampie them raw. This is a full-on porn animation game packed with big boobs, horny elves, and a story that somehow ties to how many times you can make these beauties squirt. Click start and do your best to save the village, one hard thrust at a time!
UPDATED 72.3K 83% 2RPG Maker
Aeon’s Echo: The Game (Sp0ns0red)
Dive into the enchanting world of Aeons Echo! As the protagonist, you will interact, bond, and evolve with various captivating goddesses. Enjoy an immersive role-playing adventure in a visually stunning universe. Play Free now!
1.3M 100%
BlazBlue Makoto Sex Session
Welcome to the third installment in this exciting series! This time, the focus is on the alluring Makoto, and things are heating up like never before. In this part, you have the opportunity to get intimate with Makoto in a variety of ways, experiencing all the passion and excitement the series is known for. One of the unique features of this installment is the ability to customize Makoto's appearance to suit your preferences. Change her look to create your ideal fantasy, then dive into a range of steamy scenes. Whether it's an enticing blowjob, a sensual boobjob, or full-on sex, you have the control to switch between these thrilling scenarios and enjoy every moment of the action. This game offers an interactive and immersive experience, with stunning visuals and smooth animations that bring Makoto to life. Explore the depths of your desires and see how far you can go with Makoto. Each scene is designed to provide maximum pleasure and engagement, making this third part a must-play for fans of the series. Get ready to indulge in a world of erotic possibilities and take your adventure with Makoto to the next level!
358.3K 83% 8Flash
My State Sponsored Catgirl [v 0.91]
Game updated on February 20. Sophie's not your average waifu. She's a government-issued fucktoy, delivered straight to your door for you to use however you please. You're just a regular guy, but now you're the proud owner of a cat-girl with an insatiable appetite for cum. Feed her, dress her up in skimpy outfits, and watch as she begs for your dick. Every action unlocks new, even kinkier scenes from Sophie sucking you off while wearing a maid costume to bending her over the kitchen counter and pounding her pussy raw. But be warned: Sophie's got a dark past that'll make your blood boil. Will you uncover the truth or just keep using her like the cumdump she was meant to be? The choice is yours.
UPDATED 90.9K 83% 4Ren'Py
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